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“Happy Birthday”…So many people your age are dead! Happy Birthday!
The Story (which is on the back of the card)
Ethel is cranky & spiritually jaded. Crystal Moonunit seeks enlightenment. “Chuck” the cat, thinks it’s time for a nap.
Ethel wears yoga gear daily and visualizes being buff with buns of steel, replacing her current buns resembling english muffins.
“Chuck” is Ethel’s cat and spiritual advisor. “Chuck” is a girl but Ethel doesn’t care. Neither does Chuck
Ethel’s friend from a past life, Crystal Moonunit is still seeking the meaning of life. Ethel doesn’t give a shit and often wishes she could join a spiritual witness protection program.
Chuck doesn’t give a shit, either way.
All our cards are blank inside so you can express your personal wishes. Matching colorful envelopes. Order 12 cards total and they’ll come in a clear box with a gold stretchy ribbon and you’ll get 10% off your card order. Free hug coupon too!