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  • The Great Cosmic Happy Ass Card Co.

    30 years of irreverent, wildly original card designs, now unleashed as ecards. 

    You've loved these cards for decades. Just wait until you see what they look like now.  I took time off and developed a line of ecards, all based on my original designs you've seen for decades.  I love the result. You will too!

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    2. Divinely Inappropriate Three decades of nationwide sales built on a voice that doesn't play it safe.

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    The days we're all living through call for kindness and laughter. And a whole year of each goes a long, long way — especially when it shows up in someone's email.

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