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Funny Greeting Cards

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  • Jesus Is Coming

    Jesus Is Coming

    $4.50
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  • Linguini with Muscles

    Linguini with Muscles

    $4.50
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  • Mr. Gandhi

    Mr. Gandhi

    $4.50
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  • Steamed Asparagus

    Steamed Asparagus

    $4.50
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  • "Embrace comfort and humor with the 'Braless' greeting card from The Great Cosmic Happy Ass Card Company. Featuring the relatable message 'Some days…it’s just not worth putting a bra on!', this colorful card is perfect for birthdays, encouragement, or everyday smiles."

    Braless

    $4.50
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  • Breakfast In Heaven

    Breakfast In Heaven

    $4.50
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  • Cats Don't Care

    Cats Don’t Care

    $4.50
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  • "Humorous greeting card titled 'Merciful Cheeses' featuring two nuns with dreamy eyes standing over a massive table of cheeses, as if they've stumbled upon the gates of dairy heaven. The caption reads 'Our Sisters of Merciful Cheeses.' A colorful design from The Great Cosmic Happy Ass Card Company, perfect for cheese lovers and those who appreciate witty humor."

    Come To Cheeses

    $4.50
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  • Control Issues

    Control Issues

    $4.50
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