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Funny Greeting Cards

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  • "Humorous greeting card titled 'Chocolate' featuring a whimsical illustration and the witty message 'Chocolate is proof that the Divine loves us and wants us to be happy.' A colorful design from The Great Cosmic Happy Ass Card Company, perfect for chocolate lovers and those who appreciate sweet humor."

    Chocolate

    $4.50
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  • "Humorous greeting card titled 'Dead Fish' featuring the witty message 'Only Dead Fish Go With The Flow.' A colorful design from The Great Cosmic Happy Ass Card Company, perfect for birthdays, encouragement, or just because."

    Dead Fish

    $4.50
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  • "Humorous greeting card titled 'Dear God' featuring a whimsical illustration of a woman just waking up with the caption 'Dear God, so far today I've done all right. I haven't gossiped, lost my temper, been greedy, grumpy, nasty, selfish, or overindulgent. I'm very thankful for that. But in a few minutes, God, I'm going to get out of bed, and from then on, I'm probably going to need a lot more help.' A colorful design from The Great Cosmic Happy Ass Card Company, perfect for birthdays, encouragement, or just because."

    Dear God

    $4.50
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  • "Humorous greeting card titled 'Fat Angels' featuring the witty message 'Do you think they make me look fat? It’s not the wings…it’s the beer!' A colorful design from The Great Cosmic Happy Ass Card Company, perfect for birthdays, encouragement, or just because."

    Fat Angels

    $4.50
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  • Flatulence

    Flatulence

    $4.50
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  • Friend In Cheeses

    Friend In Cheeses

    $4.50
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  • Humorous greeting card titled 'G-Spot' featuring the witty message: 'G-Spot…ok..I meditate, do a little yoga, burn incense, wear magic crystals and have learned to be at One with my G-Spot. And I still wanna slap somebody upside the head! Enlightenment don’t come easy. Ain’t it the truth.' A colorful design from The Great Cosmic Happy Ass Card Company, perfect for birthdays, encouragement, or just because.

    G-Spot

    $4.50
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  • "Humorous greeting card titled 'Gay Angel' featuring a flamboyant angel adorned with a purple dress, feather boa, and stylish shoes, accompanied by the caption 'Do you think these make me look gay?' A colorful design from The Great Cosmic Happy Ass Card Company, perfect for celebrating pride, birthdays, or just because."

    Gay Angel

    $4.50
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  • God Entertains

    God Entertains

    $4.50
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