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  • "Funny greeting card from The Great Cosmic Happy-Ass Card Co. by Diane English, featuring quirky cartoon art and the caption: 'I thought you’d be taller.' A perfect sarcastic card for birthdays, encouragement, or just because."

    Taller

    $4.50
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  • "Humorous greeting card titled 'Laundry' featuring the witty message: 'In The Beginning, the World Was Without Form And Void. And God Said, ‘Let There Be Light’ And God Separated The Light From The Dark, And Did Two Loads Of Laundry.' A colorful design from The Great Cosmic Happy Ass Card Company, perfect for birthdays, encouragement, or just because."

    Laundry

    $4.50
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  • "Humorous greeting card titled 'Jesus Saves' featuring the witty message: 'Jesus Saves, Buddha Recycles.' A colorful design from The Great Cosmic Happy Ass Card Company, perfect for birthdays, encouragement, or just because."

    Jesus Saves

    $4.50
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  • "Inspirational greeting card titled 'Change of Worlds' featuring the comforting message 'There is no death, only a change of worlds.' A colorful design from The Great Cosmic Happy Ass Card Company, perfect for expressing sympathy and spiritual support."

    Change of Worlds

    $4.50
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  • Channeling Mom

    Channeling Mom

    $4.50
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  • merry everything cards

    Merry Everything

    $4.50
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  • "Inspirational greeting card titled 'Compassion' featuring the message 'Hug Someone Every Day, Share The Light From Your Heart, Show Divine Compassion, Love One Another Constantly.' A colorful design from The Great Cosmic Happy Ass Card Company, perfect for expressing heartfelt sentiments and spiritual support."

    Compassion

    $4.50
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  • "Humorous greeting card titled 'Dear God' featuring a whimsical illustration of a woman just waking up with the caption 'Dear God, so far today I've done all right. I haven't gossiped, lost my temper, been greedy, grumpy, nasty, selfish, or overindulgent. I'm very thankful for that. But in a few minutes, God, I'm going to get out of bed, and from then on, I'm probably going to need a lot more help.' A colorful design from The Great Cosmic Happy Ass Card Company, perfect for birthdays, encouragement, or just because."

    Dear God

    $4.50
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  • "Humorous greeting card titled 'Chocolate' featuring a whimsical illustration and the witty message 'Chocolate is proof that the Divine loves us and wants us to be happy.' A colorful design from The Great Cosmic Happy Ass Card Company, perfect for chocolate lovers and those who appreciate sweet humor."

    Chocolate

    $4.50
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  • Chicken Breasts

    Chicken Breasts

    $4.50
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  • "Humorous greeting card titled 'Cats' featuring the witty message 'Thousands of years ago, cats were worshiped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.' A colorful design from The Great Cosmic Happy Ass Card Company, perfect for cat lovers and those who appreciate feline humor."

    Cats

    $4.50
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  • Friend In Cheeses

    Friend In Cheeses

    $4.50
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Showing 13–24 of 55 results

  • "Funny greeting card from The Great Cosmic Happy-Ass Card Co. by Diane English, featuring quirky cartoon art and the caption: 'I thought you’d be taller.' A perfect sarcastic card for birthdays, encouragement, or just because."

    Taller

    $4.50
    Add to cart
  • "Humorous greeting card titled 'Laundry' featuring the witty message: 'In The Beginning, the World Was Without Form And Void. And God Said, ‘Let There Be Light’ And God Separated The Light From The Dark, And Did Two Loads Of Laundry.' A colorful design from The Great Cosmic Happy Ass Card Company, perfect for birthdays, encouragement, or just because."

    Laundry

    $4.50
    Add to cart
  • "Humorous greeting card titled 'Jesus Saves' featuring the witty message: 'Jesus Saves, Buddha Recycles.' A colorful design from The Great Cosmic Happy Ass Card Company, perfect for birthdays, encouragement, or just because."

    Jesus Saves

    $4.50
    Add to cart
  • "Inspirational greeting card titled 'Change of Worlds' featuring the comforting message 'There is no death, only a change of worlds.' A colorful design from The Great Cosmic Happy Ass Card Company, perfect for expressing sympathy and spiritual support."

    Change of Worlds

    $4.50
    Add to cart
  • Channeling Mom

    Channeling Mom

    $4.50
    Add to cart
  • merry everything cards

    Merry Everything

    $4.50
    Add to cart
  • "Inspirational greeting card titled 'Compassion' featuring the message 'Hug Someone Every Day, Share The Light From Your Heart, Show Divine Compassion, Love One Another Constantly.' A colorful design from The Great Cosmic Happy Ass Card Company, perfect for expressing heartfelt sentiments and spiritual support."

    Compassion

    $4.50
    Add to cart
  • "Humorous greeting card titled 'Dear God' featuring a whimsical illustration of a woman just waking up with the caption 'Dear God, so far today I've done all right. I haven't gossiped, lost my temper, been greedy, grumpy, nasty, selfish, or overindulgent. I'm very thankful for that. But in a few minutes, God, I'm going to get out of bed, and from then on, I'm probably going to need a lot more help.' A colorful design from The Great Cosmic Happy Ass Card Company, perfect for birthdays, encouragement, or just because."

    Dear God

    $4.50
    Add to cart
  • "Humorous greeting card titled 'Chocolate' featuring a whimsical illustration and the witty message 'Chocolate is proof that the Divine loves us and wants us to be happy.' A colorful design from The Great Cosmic Happy Ass Card Company, perfect for chocolate lovers and those who appreciate sweet humor."

    Chocolate

    $4.50
    Add to cart
  • Chicken Breasts

    Chicken Breasts

    $4.50
    Add to cart
  • "Humorous greeting card titled 'Cats' featuring the witty message 'Thousands of years ago, cats were worshiped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.' A colorful design from The Great Cosmic Happy Ass Card Company, perfect for cat lovers and those who appreciate feline humor."

    Cats

    $4.50
    Add to cart
  • Friend In Cheeses

    Friend In Cheeses

    $4.50
    Add to cart
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