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  • "Humorous greeting card titled 'ReinTARnation' featuring the witty message: 'Well, Shuck Dang! Lookie here BillyBob Don’t that just beat all. “ReinTARnation”…being borned again and again and again as a redneck.' A colorful design from The Great Cosmic Happy Ass Card Company, perfect for birthdays, encouragement, or just because."

    ReinTARnation

    $4.50
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  • "Humorous greeting card titled 'Sense of Humor' featuring the message: 'It’s really true. Humor changes your reality and everything gets lighter. Who needs to meditate when a good belly laugh will do the job.' A colorful design from The Great Cosmic Happy Ass Card Company, perfect for birthdays, encouragement, or just because."

    Sense of Humor

    $4.50
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  • "Humorous greeting card titled 'Stoopid People' featuring the message: 'Here I sit, totally evolved and at one with all life compassionately not judging stoopid people. Even the cat wonders what the hell I was thinking.' A colorful design from The Great Cosmic Happy Ass Card Company, perfect for birthdays, encouragement, or just because."

    Stoopid People

    $4.50
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  • "Humorous greeting card titled 'Unbuddha' featuring two Buddhist monks in a heated argument, highlighting the irony of lost peace and calm. A colorful design from The Great Cosmic Happy Ass Card Company, perfect for birthdays, encouragement, or just because."

    Unbuddha

    $4.50
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  • Thighs

    Thighs

    $4.50
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  • "Humorous birthday greeting card titled 'Happy Birthday' featuring a cartoon of two women, one saying 'So many people your age are dead!' accompanied by a cat presenting a birthday gift. The back of the card tells the story of Ethel, a cranky and spiritually jaded woman, her friend Crystal Moonunit seeking enlightenment, and Chuck the cat, who thinks it's time for a nap. A colorful design from The Great Cosmic Happy Ass Card Company, perfect for birthdays, encouragement, or just because."

    Happy Birthday

    $4.50
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  • Cats Don't Care

    Cats Don’t Care

    $4.50
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  • "The Great Cosmic Happy Ass Adult Coloring Book"

    “The Great Cosmic Happy Ass Adult Coloring Book”

    $14.95
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  • Silence of the Yams

    Silence of the Yams

    $4.50
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  • "Humorous greeting card titled 'Merciful Cheeses' featuring two nuns with dreamy eyes standing over a massive table of cheeses, as if they've stumbled upon the gates of dairy heaven. The caption reads 'Our Sisters of Merciful Cheeses.' A colorful design from The Great Cosmic Happy Ass Card Company, perfect for cheese lovers and those who appreciate witty humor."

    Come To Cheeses

    $4.50
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  • "Embrace comfort and humor with the 'Braless' greeting card from The Great Cosmic Happy Ass Card Company. Featuring the relatable message 'Some days…it’s just not worth putting a bra on!', this colorful card is perfect for birthdays, encouragement, or everyday smiles."

    Braless

    $4.50
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  • "Humorous greeting card titled 'Good In Bed' featuring the witty message 'Ah, I used to be good in bed but now I just sleep well.''colorful design from The Great Cosmic Happy Ass Card Company, perfect for birthdays, encouragement, or just because."

    Good In Bed

    $4.50
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  • "Humorous greeting card titled 'ReinTARnation' featuring the witty message: 'Well, Shuck Dang! Lookie here BillyBob Don’t that just beat all. “ReinTARnation”…being borned again and again and again as a redneck.' A colorful design from The Great Cosmic Happy Ass Card Company, perfect for birthdays, encouragement, or just because."

    ReinTARnation

    $4.50
    Add to cart
  • "Humorous greeting card titled 'Sense of Humor' featuring the message: 'It’s really true. Humor changes your reality and everything gets lighter. Who needs to meditate when a good belly laugh will do the job.' A colorful design from The Great Cosmic Happy Ass Card Company, perfect for birthdays, encouragement, or just because."

    Sense of Humor

    $4.50
    Add to cart
  • "Humorous greeting card titled 'Stoopid People' featuring the message: 'Here I sit, totally evolved and at one with all life compassionately not judging stoopid people. Even the cat wonders what the hell I was thinking.' A colorful design from The Great Cosmic Happy Ass Card Company, perfect for birthdays, encouragement, or just because."

    Stoopid People

    $4.50
    Add to cart
  • "Humorous greeting card titled 'Unbuddha' featuring two Buddhist monks in a heated argument, highlighting the irony of lost peace and calm. A colorful design from The Great Cosmic Happy Ass Card Company, perfect for birthdays, encouragement, or just because."

    Unbuddha

    $4.50
    Add to cart
  • Thighs

    Thighs

    $4.50
    Add to cart
  • "Humorous birthday greeting card titled 'Happy Birthday' featuring a cartoon of two women, one saying 'So many people your age are dead!' accompanied by a cat presenting a birthday gift. The back of the card tells the story of Ethel, a cranky and spiritually jaded woman, her friend Crystal Moonunit seeking enlightenment, and Chuck the cat, who thinks it's time for a nap. A colorful design from The Great Cosmic Happy Ass Card Company, perfect for birthdays, encouragement, or just because."

    Happy Birthday

    $4.50
    Add to cart
  • Cats Don't Care

    Cats Don’t Care

    $4.50
    Add to cart
  • "The Great Cosmic Happy Ass Adult Coloring Book"

    “The Great Cosmic Happy Ass Adult Coloring Book”

    $14.95
    Add to cart
  • Silence of the Yams

    Silence of the Yams

    $4.50
    Add to cart
  • "Humorous greeting card titled 'Merciful Cheeses' featuring two nuns with dreamy eyes standing over a massive table of cheeses, as if they've stumbled upon the gates of dairy heaven. The caption reads 'Our Sisters of Merciful Cheeses.' A colorful design from The Great Cosmic Happy Ass Card Company, perfect for cheese lovers and those who appreciate witty humor."

    Come To Cheeses

    $4.50
    Add to cart
  • "Embrace comfort and humor with the 'Braless' greeting card from The Great Cosmic Happy Ass Card Company. Featuring the relatable message 'Some days…it’s just not worth putting a bra on!', this colorful card is perfect for birthdays, encouragement, or everyday smiles."

    Braless

    $4.50
    Add to cart
  • "Humorous greeting card titled 'Good In Bed' featuring the witty message 'Ah, I used to be good in bed but now I just sleep well.''colorful design from The Great Cosmic Happy Ass Card Company, perfect for birthdays, encouragement, or just because."

    Good In Bed

    $4.50
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