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  • "Humorous greeting card titled 'Dead Fish' featuring the witty message 'Only Dead Fish Go With The Flow.' A colorful design from The Great Cosmic Happy Ass Card Company, perfect for birthdays, encouragement, or just because."

    Dead Fish

    $4.50
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  • "Humorous greeting card titled 'Fat Angels' featuring the witty message 'Do you think they make me look fat? It’s not the wings…it’s the beer!' A colorful design from The Great Cosmic Happy Ass Card Company, perfect for birthdays, encouragement, or just because."

    Fat Angels

    $4.50
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  • "Inspirational greeting card titled 'Friends Are Angels' featuring the heartfelt message 'Friends are angels that help us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly. Thank you for being my friend.' A colorful design from The Great Cosmic Happy Ass Card Company, perfect for expressing gratitude and celebrating friendship."

    Friends Are Angels

    $4.50
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  • Humorous greeting card titled 'G-Spot' featuring the witty message: 'G-Spot…ok..I meditate, do a little yoga, burn incense, wear magic crystals and have learned to be at One with my G-Spot. And I still wanna slap somebody upside the head! Enlightenment don’t come easy. Ain’t it the truth.' A colorful design from The Great Cosmic Happy Ass Card Company, perfect for birthdays, encouragement, or just because.

    G-Spot

    $4.50
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  • Happy Ass Day

    Happy Ass Day

    $4.50
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  • "Humorous greeting card titled 'Headlines' featuring the satirical message: 'Even if it’s just for wishful thinking. The disappearance of religious wackos is the greatest gift to humanity since sliced bread. Or at least that’s what the bread makers are saying. Say goodbye to the days of being accosted by zealots at every corner. Our sanity can finally be restored.' A colorful design from The Great Cosmic Happy Ass Card Company, perfect for birthdays, encouragement, or just because."

    Headlines

    $4.50
    Add to cart
  • "Humorous greeting card titled 'Holy Shit' featuring an astonished figure standing at the toilet, with rays of light and stars shining upon him, accompanied by a cat gazing into the bowl in amazement. A colorful design from The Great Cosmic Happy Ass Card Company, perfect for birthdays, encouragement, or just because."

    Holy Shit

    $4.50
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  • The "Inner Muffin" card from The Great Cosmic Happy-Ass Card Co. is a delightful blend of humor and self-reflection, crafted by artist Diane English. This best-selling card playfully reimagines the concept of the "inner child" as an "inner muffin," offering a lighthearted take on self-indulgence and personal growth. Price: $4.50 Inside: Blank, allowing you to add your personal message Envelope: Comes with a matching colorful envelope When you order 12 or more cards, they are packaged in a clear box with a gold stretchy ribbon, include a free hug coupon, and you receive a 10% discount on the card order.

    Inner Muffin

    $4.50
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  • The "Irish Blessing" card from The Great Cosmic Happy-Ass Card Co. is a humorous and heartfelt creation by artist Diane English. Inspired by her mother's Dublin roots, this card offers a playful twist on a traditional blessing. Price: $4.50 Formats: Available as a greeting card or magnet Blank, allowing you to add your personal message Envelope: Comes with a matching colorful envelope

    Irish Blessing

    $4.50
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  • Squeeze the Day

    Squeeze the Day

    $4.50
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  • "Humorous greeting card titled 'Planning the Day' featuring the witty message: 'I wake up every morning torn between a desire to save the whales, attain enlightenment, visit the Dalai Lama, or go back to bed. Makes it kinda hard to plan the day.' A colorful design from The Great Cosmic Happy Ass Card Company, perfect for birthdays, encouragement, or just because."

    Planning The Day

    $4.50
    Add to cart
  • "Embrace cosmic humor with the 'Reincarnation for Dummies' greeting card from The Great Cosmic Happy Ass Card Company. Featuring a gorilla named Bob determined not to repeat past mistakes, this colorful card is perfect for birthdays, encouragement, or everyday laughs."

    Reincarnation for Dummies

    $4.50
    Add to cart
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  • "Humorous greeting card titled 'Dead Fish' featuring the witty message 'Only Dead Fish Go With The Flow.' A colorful design from The Great Cosmic Happy Ass Card Company, perfect for birthdays, encouragement, or just because."

    Dead Fish

    $4.50
    Add to cart
  • "Humorous greeting card titled 'Fat Angels' featuring the witty message 'Do you think they make me look fat? It’s not the wings…it’s the beer!' A colorful design from The Great Cosmic Happy Ass Card Company, perfect for birthdays, encouragement, or just because."

    Fat Angels

    $4.50
    Add to cart
  • "Inspirational greeting card titled 'Friends Are Angels' featuring the heartfelt message 'Friends are angels that help us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly. Thank you for being my friend.' A colorful design from The Great Cosmic Happy Ass Card Company, perfect for expressing gratitude and celebrating friendship."

    Friends Are Angels

    $4.50
    Add to cart
  • Humorous greeting card titled 'G-Spot' featuring the witty message: 'G-Spot…ok..I meditate, do a little yoga, burn incense, wear magic crystals and have learned to be at One with my G-Spot. And I still wanna slap somebody upside the head! Enlightenment don’t come easy. Ain’t it the truth.' A colorful design from The Great Cosmic Happy Ass Card Company, perfect for birthdays, encouragement, or just because.

    G-Spot

    $4.50
    Add to cart
  • Happy Ass Day

    Happy Ass Day

    $4.50
    Add to cart
  • "Humorous greeting card titled 'Headlines' featuring the satirical message: 'Even if it’s just for wishful thinking. The disappearance of religious wackos is the greatest gift to humanity since sliced bread. Or at least that’s what the bread makers are saying. Say goodbye to the days of being accosted by zealots at every corner. Our sanity can finally be restored.' A colorful design from The Great Cosmic Happy Ass Card Company, perfect for birthdays, encouragement, or just because."

    Headlines

    $4.50
    Add to cart
  • "Humorous greeting card titled 'Holy Shit' featuring an astonished figure standing at the toilet, with rays of light and stars shining upon him, accompanied by a cat gazing into the bowl in amazement. A colorful design from The Great Cosmic Happy Ass Card Company, perfect for birthdays, encouragement, or just because."

    Holy Shit

    $4.50
    Add to cart
  • The "Inner Muffin" card from The Great Cosmic Happy-Ass Card Co. is a delightful blend of humor and self-reflection, crafted by artist Diane English. This best-selling card playfully reimagines the concept of the "inner child" as an "inner muffin," offering a lighthearted take on self-indulgence and personal growth. Price: $4.50 Inside: Blank, allowing you to add your personal message Envelope: Comes with a matching colorful envelope When you order 12 or more cards, they are packaged in a clear box with a gold stretchy ribbon, include a free hug coupon, and you receive a 10% discount on the card order.

    Inner Muffin

    $4.50
    Add to cart
  • The "Irish Blessing" card from The Great Cosmic Happy-Ass Card Co. is a humorous and heartfelt creation by artist Diane English. Inspired by her mother's Dublin roots, this card offers a playful twist on a traditional blessing. Price: $4.50 Formats: Available as a greeting card or magnet Blank, allowing you to add your personal message Envelope: Comes with a matching colorful envelope

    Irish Blessing

    $4.50
    Add to cart
  • Squeeze the Day

    Squeeze the Day

    $4.50
    Add to cart
  • "Humorous greeting card titled 'Planning the Day' featuring the witty message: 'I wake up every morning torn between a desire to save the whales, attain enlightenment, visit the Dalai Lama, or go back to bed. Makes it kinda hard to plan the day.' A colorful design from The Great Cosmic Happy Ass Card Company, perfect for birthdays, encouragement, or just because."

    Planning The Day

    $4.50
    Add to cart
  • "Embrace cosmic humor with the 'Reincarnation for Dummies' greeting card from The Great Cosmic Happy Ass Card Company. Featuring a gorilla named Bob determined not to repeat past mistakes, this colorful card is perfect for birthdays, encouragement, or everyday laughs."

    Reincarnation for Dummies

    $4.50
    Add to cart
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