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  • "Humorous greeting card titled 'Hummicide' featuring the satirical message: 'Authorities are looking into the latest disappearance of vegans but they don’t have any leads. On the far right Hummicide is suspected. Garbanzos have been fleeing grocery store shelves across the country but authorities have made no arrests so far. More information can be seen tonight at 11 on your local station. Or Fox News.' A colorful design from The Great Cosmic Happy Ass Card Company, perfect for birthdays, encouragement, or just because."

    Hummicide

    $4.50
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    Thighs

    $4.50
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  • "Humorous greeting card titled 'Unbuddha' featuring two Buddhist monks in a heated argument, highlighting the irony of lost peace and calm. A colorful design from The Great Cosmic Happy Ass Card Company, perfect for birthdays, encouragement, or just because."

    Unbuddha

    $4.50
    Add to cart
  • "Humorous greeting card titled 'Stoopid People' featuring the message: 'Here I sit, totally evolved and at one with all life compassionately not judging stoopid people. Even the cat wonders what the hell I was thinking.' A colorful design from The Great Cosmic Happy Ass Card Company, perfect for birthdays, encouragement, or just because."

    Stoopid People

    $4.50
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  • "Celebrate the lighter side of enlightenment with the 'Spiritual Warrior' greeting card from The Great Cosmic Happy Ass Card Company. Featuring a whimsical illustration and the message: 'Enough of the bad idea that so-called spiritual warriors are warlike. I prefer the idea of “Look! Up in the sky! Leaping over negative energy! Laughing at everything! It’s… Spiritual Warrior,' this colorful card is perfect for birthdays, encouragement, or everyday smiles."

    Spiritual Warrior

    $4.50
    Add to cart
  • "Humorous greeting card titled 'Sense of Humor' featuring the message: 'It’s really true. Humor changes your reality and everything gets lighter. Who needs to meditate when a good belly laugh will do the job.' A colorful design from The Great Cosmic Happy Ass Card Company, perfect for birthdays, encouragement, or just because."

    Sense of Humor

    $4.50
    Add to cart
  • "Humorous greeting card titled 'ReinTARnation' featuring the witty message: 'Well, Shuck Dang! Lookie here BillyBob Don’t that just beat all. “ReinTARnation”…being borned again and again and again as a redneck.' A colorful design from The Great Cosmic Happy Ass Card Company, perfect for birthdays, encouragement, or just because."

    ReinTARnation

    $4.50
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  • "Embrace cosmic humor with the 'Reincarnation for Dummies' greeting card from The Great Cosmic Happy Ass Card Company. Featuring a gorilla named Bob determined not to repeat past mistakes, this colorful card is perfect for birthdays, encouragement, or everyday laughs."

    Reincarnation for Dummies

    $4.50
    Add to cart
  • "Humorous greeting card titled 'Planning the Day' featuring the witty message: 'I wake up every morning torn between a desire to save the whales, attain enlightenment, visit the Dalai Lama, or go back to bed. Makes it kinda hard to plan the day.' A colorful design from The Great Cosmic Happy Ass Card Company, perfect for birthdays, encouragement, or just because."

    Planning The Day

    $4.50
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  • "Humorous greeting card titled 'Out of Body' featuring the witty message: 'Isn’t that always the way? Ya just step out of your body for just a minute….and a pink slip shows up on your desk. “While You Were Out Of Body”…Your guide called; Please calleth; The gods returned your calls; aura you available?; Your inner child stopped by to see you; Get to the mother ship NOW!!!' A colorful design from The Great Cosmic Happy Ass Card Company, perfect for birthdays, encouragement, or just because."

    Out Of Body

    $4.50
    Add to cart
  • "Humorous greeting card titled 'Meaning of Life' featuring the message: 'Years ago, I discovered the meaning of life, but I forgot to write it down.' A colorful design from The Great Cosmic Happy Ass Card Company, perfect for birthdays, encouragement, or just because."

    Meaning Of Life

    $4.50
    Add to cart
  • "Humorous greeting card titled 'Morning Coffee' featuring a playful depiction of a guardian angel attempting to encourage a healthier lifestyle, while the recipient prefers to stay in bed enjoying donuts and lattes. A colorful design from The Great Cosmic Happy Ass Card Company, perfect for birthdays, encouragement, or just because."

    Morning Coffee

    $4.50
    Add to cart
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Showing 25–36 of 66 resultsSorted by latest

  • "Humorous greeting card titled 'Hummicide' featuring the satirical message: 'Authorities are looking into the latest disappearance of vegans but they don’t have any leads. On the far right Hummicide is suspected. Garbanzos have been fleeing grocery store shelves across the country but authorities have made no arrests so far. More information can be seen tonight at 11 on your local station. Or Fox News.' A colorful design from The Great Cosmic Happy Ass Card Company, perfect for birthdays, encouragement, or just because."

    Hummicide

    $4.50
    Add to cart
  • Thighs

    Thighs

    $4.50
    Add to cart
  • "Humorous greeting card titled 'Unbuddha' featuring two Buddhist monks in a heated argument, highlighting the irony of lost peace and calm. A colorful design from The Great Cosmic Happy Ass Card Company, perfect for birthdays, encouragement, or just because."

    Unbuddha

    $4.50
    Add to cart
  • "Humorous greeting card titled 'Stoopid People' featuring the message: 'Here I sit, totally evolved and at one with all life compassionately not judging stoopid people. Even the cat wonders what the hell I was thinking.' A colorful design from The Great Cosmic Happy Ass Card Company, perfect for birthdays, encouragement, or just because."

    Stoopid People

    $4.50
    Add to cart
  • "Celebrate the lighter side of enlightenment with the 'Spiritual Warrior' greeting card from The Great Cosmic Happy Ass Card Company. Featuring a whimsical illustration and the message: 'Enough of the bad idea that so-called spiritual warriors are warlike. I prefer the idea of “Look! Up in the sky! Leaping over negative energy! Laughing at everything! It’s… Spiritual Warrior,' this colorful card is perfect for birthdays, encouragement, or everyday smiles."

    Spiritual Warrior

    $4.50
    Add to cart
  • "Humorous greeting card titled 'Sense of Humor' featuring the message: 'It’s really true. Humor changes your reality and everything gets lighter. Who needs to meditate when a good belly laugh will do the job.' A colorful design from The Great Cosmic Happy Ass Card Company, perfect for birthdays, encouragement, or just because."

    Sense of Humor

    $4.50
    Add to cart
  • "Humorous greeting card titled 'ReinTARnation' featuring the witty message: 'Well, Shuck Dang! Lookie here BillyBob Don’t that just beat all. “ReinTARnation”…being borned again and again and again as a redneck.' A colorful design from The Great Cosmic Happy Ass Card Company, perfect for birthdays, encouragement, or just because."

    ReinTARnation

    $4.50
    Add to cart
  • "Embrace cosmic humor with the 'Reincarnation for Dummies' greeting card from The Great Cosmic Happy Ass Card Company. Featuring a gorilla named Bob determined not to repeat past mistakes, this colorful card is perfect for birthdays, encouragement, or everyday laughs."

    Reincarnation for Dummies

    $4.50
    Add to cart
  • "Humorous greeting card titled 'Planning the Day' featuring the witty message: 'I wake up every morning torn between a desire to save the whales, attain enlightenment, visit the Dalai Lama, or go back to bed. Makes it kinda hard to plan the day.' A colorful design from The Great Cosmic Happy Ass Card Company, perfect for birthdays, encouragement, or just because."

    Planning The Day

    $4.50
    Add to cart
  • "Humorous greeting card titled 'Out of Body' featuring the witty message: 'Isn’t that always the way? Ya just step out of your body for just a minute….and a pink slip shows up on your desk. “While You Were Out Of Body”…Your guide called; Please calleth; The gods returned your calls; aura you available?; Your inner child stopped by to see you; Get to the mother ship NOW!!!' A colorful design from The Great Cosmic Happy Ass Card Company, perfect for birthdays, encouragement, or just because."

    Out Of Body

    $4.50
    Add to cart
  • "Humorous greeting card titled 'Meaning of Life' featuring the message: 'Years ago, I discovered the meaning of life, but I forgot to write it down.' A colorful design from The Great Cosmic Happy Ass Card Company, perfect for birthdays, encouragement, or just because."

    Meaning Of Life

    $4.50
    Add to cart
  • "Humorous greeting card titled 'Morning Coffee' featuring a playful depiction of a guardian angel attempting to encourage a healthier lifestyle, while the recipient prefers to stay in bed enjoying donuts and lattes. A colorful design from The Great Cosmic Happy Ass Card Company, perfect for birthdays, encouragement, or just because."

    Morning Coffee

    $4.50
    Add to cart
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