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  • Control Issues

    Control Issues

    $4.50
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  • "Embrace comfort and humor with the 'Braless' greeting card from The Great Cosmic Happy Ass Card Company. Featuring the relatable message 'Some days…it’s just not worth putting a bra on!', this colorful card is perfect for birthdays, encouragement, or everyday smiles."

    Braless

    $4.50
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  • "Humorous greeting card titled 'Merciful Cheeses' featuring two nuns with dreamy eyes standing over a massive table of cheeses, as if they've stumbled upon the gates of dairy heaven. The caption reads 'Our Sisters of Merciful Cheeses.' A colorful design from The Great Cosmic Happy Ass Card Company, perfect for cheese lovers and those who appreciate witty humor."

    Come To Cheeses

    $4.50
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  • "Humorous greeting card titled 'May the Forks Be With You' featuring the witty message 'Oh, joy. May the forks be with me. Just what I needed, another utensil to add to my collection.' A colorful design from The Great Cosmic Happy Ass Card Company, perfect for birthdays, encouragement, or just because."

    May the Forks Be With You

    $4.50
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  • Silence of the Yams

    Silence of the Yams

    $4.50
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  • Cats Don't Care

    Cats Don’t Care

    $4.50
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  • The "I Smile" card from The Great Cosmic Happy-Ass Card Co. is a humorous and whimsical creation by artist Diane English. Priced at $4.50, this card features the caption: “Well, of course she has no clue. Who the hell does? Chuck the cat (Chuck is really a girl kitty) is always clueless and so she’s always smiling. In case you didn’t already know, all my cards are autobiographical so that gives you some insight into my state of consciousness. :0)” Product Details: Price: $4.50 Inside: Blank, allowing you to add your personal message Envelope: Comes with a matching colorful envelope When you order 12 or more cards, they are packaged in a clear box with a gold stretchy ribbon, include a free hug coupon, and you receive a 10% discount on the card order.

    I Smile

    $4.50
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  • "Humorous birthday greeting card titled 'Happy Birthday' featuring a cartoon of two women, one saying 'So many people your age are dead!' accompanied by a cat presenting a birthday gift. The back of the card tells the story of Ethel, a cranky and spiritually jaded woman, her friend Crystal Moonunit seeking enlightenment, and Chuck the cat, who thinks it's time for a nap. A colorful design from The Great Cosmic Happy Ass Card Company, perfect for birthdays, encouragement, or just because."

    Happy Birthday

    $4.50
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  • Afterlife

    Afterlife

    $4.50
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  • The "I'm Confused" greeting card from The Great Cosmic Happy-Ass Card Co. is a humorous and whimsical creation by artist Diane English. Priced at $4.50, this card features a quirky illustration accompanied by the caption: All cards are blank inside, allowing you to add your personal message, and come with a matching colorful envelope. Additionally, when you order 12 or more cards, they are packaged in a clear box with a gold stretchy ribbon, include a free hug coupon, and you receive a 10% discount on the card order. Please note that the minimum purchase amount is $20.00.

    I’m Confused

    $4.50
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  • Swine Flew

    Swine Flew

    $4.50
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  • "Express love with a twist using the 'Whole Bean' greeting card by Diane English from The Great Cosmic Happy-Ass Card Co. Featuring a charming string bean illustration and the punny caption 'I love you with my whole bean,' this humorous card is perfect for birthdays, anniversaries, or just because. Blank inside for your personal message and comes with a colorful envelope."

    Whole Bean

    $4.50 – $5.00Price range: $4.50 through $5.00
    Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page
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Showing 13–24 of 65 resultsSorted by latest

  • Control Issues

    Control Issues

    $4.50
    Add to cart
  • "Embrace comfort and humor with the 'Braless' greeting card from The Great Cosmic Happy Ass Card Company. Featuring the relatable message 'Some days…it’s just not worth putting a bra on!', this colorful card is perfect for birthdays, encouragement, or everyday smiles."

    Braless

    $4.50
    Add to cart
  • "Humorous greeting card titled 'Merciful Cheeses' featuring two nuns with dreamy eyes standing over a massive table of cheeses, as if they've stumbled upon the gates of dairy heaven. The caption reads 'Our Sisters of Merciful Cheeses.' A colorful design from The Great Cosmic Happy Ass Card Company, perfect for cheese lovers and those who appreciate witty humor."

    Come To Cheeses

    $4.50
    Add to cart
  • "Humorous greeting card titled 'May the Forks Be With You' featuring the witty message 'Oh, joy. May the forks be with me. Just what I needed, another utensil to add to my collection.' A colorful design from The Great Cosmic Happy Ass Card Company, perfect for birthdays, encouragement, or just because."

    May the Forks Be With You

    $4.50
    Add to cart
  • Silence of the Yams

    Silence of the Yams

    $4.50
    Add to cart
  • Cats Don't Care

    Cats Don’t Care

    $4.50
    Add to cart
  • The "I Smile" card from The Great Cosmic Happy-Ass Card Co. is a humorous and whimsical creation by artist Diane English. Priced at $4.50, this card features the caption: “Well, of course she has no clue. Who the hell does? Chuck the cat (Chuck is really a girl kitty) is always clueless and so she’s always smiling. In case you didn’t already know, all my cards are autobiographical so that gives you some insight into my state of consciousness. :0)” Product Details: Price: $4.50 Inside: Blank, allowing you to add your personal message Envelope: Comes with a matching colorful envelope When you order 12 or more cards, they are packaged in a clear box with a gold stretchy ribbon, include a free hug coupon, and you receive a 10% discount on the card order.

    I Smile

    $4.50
    Add to cart
  • "Humorous birthday greeting card titled 'Happy Birthday' featuring a cartoon of two women, one saying 'So many people your age are dead!' accompanied by a cat presenting a birthday gift. The back of the card tells the story of Ethel, a cranky and spiritually jaded woman, her friend Crystal Moonunit seeking enlightenment, and Chuck the cat, who thinks it's time for a nap. A colorful design from The Great Cosmic Happy Ass Card Company, perfect for birthdays, encouragement, or just because."

    Happy Birthday

    $4.50
    Add to cart
  • Afterlife

    Afterlife

    $4.50
    Add to cart
  • The "I'm Confused" greeting card from The Great Cosmic Happy-Ass Card Co. is a humorous and whimsical creation by artist Diane English. Priced at $4.50, this card features a quirky illustration accompanied by the caption: All cards are blank inside, allowing you to add your personal message, and come with a matching colorful envelope. Additionally, when you order 12 or more cards, they are packaged in a clear box with a gold stretchy ribbon, include a free hug coupon, and you receive a 10% discount on the card order. Please note that the minimum purchase amount is $20.00.

    I’m Confused

    $4.50
    Add to cart
  • Swine Flew

    Swine Flew

    $4.50
    Add to cart
  • "Express love with a twist using the 'Whole Bean' greeting card by Diane English from The Great Cosmic Happy-Ass Card Co. Featuring a charming string bean illustration and the punny caption 'I love you with my whole bean,' this humorous card is perfect for birthdays, anniversaries, or just because. Blank inside for your personal message and comes with a colorful envelope."

    Whole Bean

    $4.50 – $5.00Price range: $4.50 through $5.00
    Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page
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