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Funny Greeting Cards

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  • Friend In Cheeses

    Friend In Cheeses

    $4.50
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  • "Humorous greeting card titled 'Cats' featuring the witty message 'Thousands of years ago, cats were worshiped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.' A colorful design from The Great Cosmic Happy Ass Card Company, perfect for cat lovers and those who appreciate feline humor."

    Cats

    $4.50
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  • "Humorous greeting card titled 'Chants' featuring the witty message 'They Met By Chants' with playful phrases like 'Oom Diddie Omm! Rama Lama Ding Dong!' A colorful design from The Great Cosmic Happy Ass Card Company, perfect for birthdays, anniversaries, or just because."

    Chants

    $4.50
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  • Chicken Breasts

    Chicken Breasts

    $4.50
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  • "Humorous greeting card titled 'Chocolate' featuring a whimsical illustration and the witty message 'Chocolate is proof that the Divine loves us and wants us to be happy.' A colorful design from The Great Cosmic Happy Ass Card Company, perfect for chocolate lovers and those who appreciate sweet humor."

    Chocolate

    $4.50
    Add to cart
  • "Humorous greeting card titled 'Dear God' featuring a whimsical illustration of a woman just waking up with the caption 'Dear God, so far today I've done all right. I haven't gossiped, lost my temper, been greedy, grumpy, nasty, selfish, or overindulgent. I'm very thankful for that. But in a few minutes, God, I'm going to get out of bed, and from then on, I'm probably going to need a lot more help.' A colorful design from The Great Cosmic Happy Ass Card Company, perfect for birthdays, encouragement, or just because."

    Dear God

    $4.50
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  • Channeling Mom

    Channeling Mom

    $4.50
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  • God Entertains

    God Entertains

    $4.50
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  • God Nose

    God Nose

    $4.50
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  • "Humorous greeting card titled 'Jesus Saves' featuring the witty message: 'Jesus Saves, Buddha Recycles.' A colorful design from The Great Cosmic Happy Ass Card Company, perfect for birthdays, encouragement, or just because."

    Jesus Saves

    $4.50
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  • "Funny greeting card from The Great Cosmic Happy-Ass Card Co. by Diane English, featuring quirky cartoon art and the caption: 'I thought you’d be taller.' A perfect sarcastic card for birthdays, encouragement, or just because."

    Taller

    $4.50
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  • "Illuminate someone's day with the 'Cracked' greeting card from The Great Cosmic Happy Ass Card Company. Featuring the uplifting message 'Blessed Are The Cracked… For they shall let in the light,' this colorful card is perfect for encouragement, birthdays, or everyday smiles."

    Cracked

    $4.50
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Showing 49–60 of 66 resultsSorted by latest

  • Friend In Cheeses

    Friend In Cheeses

    $4.50
    Add to cart
  • "Humorous greeting card titled 'Cats' featuring the witty message 'Thousands of years ago, cats were worshiped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.' A colorful design from The Great Cosmic Happy Ass Card Company, perfect for cat lovers and those who appreciate feline humor."

    Cats

    $4.50
    Add to cart
  • "Humorous greeting card titled 'Chants' featuring the witty message 'They Met By Chants' with playful phrases like 'Oom Diddie Omm! Rama Lama Ding Dong!' A colorful design from The Great Cosmic Happy Ass Card Company, perfect for birthdays, anniversaries, or just because."

    Chants

    $4.50
    Add to cart
  • Chicken Breasts

    Chicken Breasts

    $4.50
    Add to cart
  • "Humorous greeting card titled 'Chocolate' featuring a whimsical illustration and the witty message 'Chocolate is proof that the Divine loves us and wants us to be happy.' A colorful design from The Great Cosmic Happy Ass Card Company, perfect for chocolate lovers and those who appreciate sweet humor."

    Chocolate

    $4.50
    Add to cart
  • "Humorous greeting card titled 'Dear God' featuring a whimsical illustration of a woman just waking up with the caption 'Dear God, so far today I've done all right. I haven't gossiped, lost my temper, been greedy, grumpy, nasty, selfish, or overindulgent. I'm very thankful for that. But in a few minutes, God, I'm going to get out of bed, and from then on, I'm probably going to need a lot more help.' A colorful design from The Great Cosmic Happy Ass Card Company, perfect for birthdays, encouragement, or just because."

    Dear God

    $4.50
    Add to cart
  • Channeling Mom

    Channeling Mom

    $4.50
    Add to cart
  • God Entertains

    God Entertains

    $4.50
    Add to cart
  • God Nose

    God Nose

    $4.50
    Add to cart
  • "Humorous greeting card titled 'Jesus Saves' featuring the witty message: 'Jesus Saves, Buddha Recycles.' A colorful design from The Great Cosmic Happy Ass Card Company, perfect for birthdays, encouragement, or just because."

    Jesus Saves

    $4.50
    Add to cart
  • "Funny greeting card from The Great Cosmic Happy-Ass Card Co. by Diane English, featuring quirky cartoon art and the caption: 'I thought you’d be taller.' A perfect sarcastic card for birthdays, encouragement, or just because."

    Taller

    $4.50
    Add to cart
  • "Illuminate someone's day with the 'Cracked' greeting card from The Great Cosmic Happy Ass Card Company. Featuring the uplifting message 'Blessed Are The Cracked… For they shall let in the light,' this colorful card is perfect for encouragement, birthdays, or everyday smiles."

    Cracked

    $4.50
    Add to cart
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