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  • Funny and inspirational greeting card titled 'Any Day' featuring the caption 'Any Day Above Ground Is A Good Day.' A colorful design from The Great Cosmic Happy Ass Card Company, perfect for birthdays, encouragement, or just because.

    Any Day

    $4.50
    Add to cart
  • "Express heartfelt gratitude with the 'Thank You' card by Diane English from The Great Cosmic Happy-Ass Card Co. Featuring a simple yet powerful message, this best-selling card is perfect for any occasion. Blank inside for your personal touch and comes with a colorful envelope."

    Thank You

    $4.50
    Add to cart
  • "Inspire someone special with the 'Reach for Your Star' greeting card from The Great Cosmic Happy Ass Card Company. Featuring the empowering message 'Reach for your star. You can have, do or be anything. You are amazing, simply amazing. Divine energy is your source,' this colorful card is perfect for encouragement, birthdays, or everyday inspiration."

    Reach for Your Star

    $4.50
    Add to cart
  • Namaste

    Namaste

    $4.50
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  • "Inspirational greeting card titled 'Leap' featuring the uplifting message: 'Leap! And the net will appear.' A colorful design from The Great Cosmic Happy Ass Card Company, perfect for encouragement, birthdays, or just because."

    Leap

    $4.50
    Add to cart
  • "Inspirational greeting card titled 'Basket of Stars' featuring the uplifting message 'I offer you a basket of stars to encourage you to create your highest vision and follow your bliss wherever it leads.' A colorful design from The Great Cosmic Happy Ass Card Company, perfect for birthdays, encouragement, or just because." greatcosmichappyass.com

    Basket of Stars

    $4.50
    Add to cart
  • The "I Love You" collection from The Great Cosmic Happy-Ass Card Co. features a heartfelt design that communicates love through American Sign Language. Priced $4.50 , the card is blank inside, allowing you to add your personal message. It comes with a colorful envelope. When you order 12 or more cards, they are packaged in a clear box with a gold stretchy ribbon, include a free hug coupon, and you receive a 10% discount on the card order.

    I Love You

    $4.50
    Add to cart
  • Greeting Card: Priced at $4.50, this best-selling card features vibrant artwork and a message celebrating happiness, abundance, and creativity. It's blank inside for your personal note and comes with a colorful envelope.

    I Love My Life

    $4.50
    Add to cart
  • "Inspirational greeting card titled 'Believe' featuring a figure standing on a hill with outstretched arms and the uplifting message 'Believe in yourself! You Can Do It!' A colorful design from The Great Cosmic Happy Ass Card Company, perfect for encouragement, birthdays, or just because."

    Believe

    $4.50
    Add to cart
  • “Underwear” Gasp! I’m not wearing any underwear spiritually incorrect greeting card. Only for the bravest of souls…like you! The Great Cosmic Happy Ass Card Company

    Underwear

    $4.50
    Add to cart
  • "Explore 'Your Higher Self'—a best-selling inspirational greeting card by Diane English from The Great Cosmic Happy-Ass Card Co. Featuring the profound message: 'You have been taught to believe that when you ask, you are answered. The Truth is that you are answered long before you ask. Be at peace.' This card blends spiritual insight with humor, making it perfect for birthdays, encouragement, or just because. Blank inside for your personal message, it comes with a colorful envelope. Ideal for spiritual seekers and lovers of heartfelt humor."

    Your Higher Self

    $4.50
    Add to cart
  • "Funny yoga-themed greeting card titled 'Blessed Are The Flexible' featuring the humorous message 'Blessed are the flexible for they shall never be bent out of shape.' A colorful design from The Great Cosmic Happy Ass Card Company, perfect for yoga enthusiasts, birthdays, or anyone who appreciates witty inspiration."

    Blessed Are The Flexible

    $4.50
    Add to cart
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Showing 1–12 of 55 results

  • Funny and inspirational greeting card titled 'Any Day' featuring the caption 'Any Day Above Ground Is A Good Day.' A colorful design from The Great Cosmic Happy Ass Card Company, perfect for birthdays, encouragement, or just because.

    Any Day

    $4.50
    Add to cart
  • "Express heartfelt gratitude with the 'Thank You' card by Diane English from The Great Cosmic Happy-Ass Card Co. Featuring a simple yet powerful message, this best-selling card is perfect for any occasion. Blank inside for your personal touch and comes with a colorful envelope."

    Thank You

    $4.50
    Add to cart
  • "Inspire someone special with the 'Reach for Your Star' greeting card from The Great Cosmic Happy Ass Card Company. Featuring the empowering message 'Reach for your star. You can have, do or be anything. You are amazing, simply amazing. Divine energy is your source,' this colorful card is perfect for encouragement, birthdays, or everyday inspiration."

    Reach for Your Star

    $4.50
    Add to cart
  • Namaste

    Namaste

    $4.50
    Add to cart
  • "Inspirational greeting card titled 'Leap' featuring the uplifting message: 'Leap! And the net will appear.' A colorful design from The Great Cosmic Happy Ass Card Company, perfect for encouragement, birthdays, or just because."

    Leap

    $4.50
    Add to cart
  • "Inspirational greeting card titled 'Basket of Stars' featuring the uplifting message 'I offer you a basket of stars to encourage you to create your highest vision and follow your bliss wherever it leads.' A colorful design from The Great Cosmic Happy Ass Card Company, perfect for birthdays, encouragement, or just because." greatcosmichappyass.com

    Basket of Stars

    $4.50
    Add to cart
  • The "I Love You" collection from The Great Cosmic Happy-Ass Card Co. features a heartfelt design that communicates love through American Sign Language. Priced $4.50 , the card is blank inside, allowing you to add your personal message. It comes with a colorful envelope. When you order 12 or more cards, they are packaged in a clear box with a gold stretchy ribbon, include a free hug coupon, and you receive a 10% discount on the card order.

    I Love You

    $4.50
    Add to cart
  • Greeting Card: Priced at $4.50, this best-selling card features vibrant artwork and a message celebrating happiness, abundance, and creativity. It's blank inside for your personal note and comes with a colorful envelope.

    I Love My Life

    $4.50
    Add to cart
  • "Inspirational greeting card titled 'Believe' featuring a figure standing on a hill with outstretched arms and the uplifting message 'Believe in yourself! You Can Do It!' A colorful design from The Great Cosmic Happy Ass Card Company, perfect for encouragement, birthdays, or just because."

    Believe

    $4.50
    Add to cart
  • “Underwear” Gasp! I’m not wearing any underwear spiritually incorrect greeting card. Only for the bravest of souls…like you! The Great Cosmic Happy Ass Card Company

    Underwear

    $4.50
    Add to cart
  • "Explore 'Your Higher Self'—a best-selling inspirational greeting card by Diane English from The Great Cosmic Happy-Ass Card Co. Featuring the profound message: 'You have been taught to believe that when you ask, you are answered. The Truth is that you are answered long before you ask. Be at peace.' This card blends spiritual insight with humor, making it perfect for birthdays, encouragement, or just because. Blank inside for your personal message, it comes with a colorful envelope. Ideal for spiritual seekers and lovers of heartfelt humor."

    Your Higher Self

    $4.50
    Add to cart
  • "Funny yoga-themed greeting card titled 'Blessed Are The Flexible' featuring the humorous message 'Blessed are the flexible for they shall never be bent out of shape.' A colorful design from The Great Cosmic Happy Ass Card Company, perfect for yoga enthusiasts, birthdays, or anyone who appreciates witty inspiration."

    Blessed Are The Flexible

    $4.50
    Add to cart
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